Watching Food Network when you’re hungry.
shouts out to Arizona iced tea’s only being a dollar. you da real MVP
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
Whenever I give Tyler the silent treatment he gets so distraught and starts asking me if I’m okay and he will start listing the reasons why he’s sorry. It’s kinda funny to me because he will bring up stuff that never even noticed and every time he thinks I’m gonna break up with him.