Watching Food Network when you’re hungry.

It was silly to think letting you go would be easy.
A not-quite ten word story (via blossomfully)


shouts out to Arizona iced tea’s only being a dollar. you da real MVP


the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots


Whenever I give Tyler the silent treatment he gets so distraught and starts asking me if I’m okay and he will start listing the reasons why he’s sorry. It’s kinda funny to me because he will bring up stuff that never even noticed and every time he thinks I’m gonna break up with him.