yes-master-thank-you-master:

Nothing makes me want to touch more than being told I’m not allowed.


(Source: ralndrops)

meanplastic:

when you pass a test that everyone else failed

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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roserave:

you going to school

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me going to schoolimage

(Source: thottish)

andrewbreitel:

when a hot person follows you

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but they don’t message you or talk to you

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(Source: andrewbreitel)

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu)