nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

apatheticghost:

my friends introducing me to people

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spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming


This is disgusting. I love it.

(Source: robert-downey-junior)


(Source: veinslikerivers)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile)

mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

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(Source: femalesbelike)

apatheticghost:

im just sad and lonely and bad at math


wettestelk:

A trilogy


(Source: juiciestass)

theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

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madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka)

crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school